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...BIG BROTHER BEN IS WATCHING...
| BREAKING NEWS | ABOUT BBB | HOUSEMATES | INTRUDERS | BBB ATTACKS |
Sunday 5th May, 2002 Two victories for BBB in one day! This is getting out of hand! With the URFG being handed their own section (right down the bottom, thank goodness) the Big Brother Forums have been cleansed of their countless babble.
Second victory for the day was the eviction of Aaron. (Unfortunatly, BBB was enjoying a Double Cheese and Salami Pizza whilst watching the lovely Gretel, and when the sattelite went down ended up thrown against the wall) So far, so good - now BBB has to find someone else to attack. Maybe one of the intruders is next on the list. Because BBB is sure as hell not putting Haley in to the house.
Saturday
4th May, 2002 Big Brother Ben is under attack! The
internet has come alive with insults and attacks on BBB, and the
fun doesn't stop there! In response to this, BBB has dedicated a
new section - BBB Insults! Big Brother follower lucir had
this to say on the Big Brother Forums earlier today... "Big Brother Ben? Ew, that's creepy. Anyway,
I see that Ben's sting in journalism hasn't taught him to write....or
even find something interesting to say." Well, if that's
not a blatent attack 
then we don't know what is! Unfortunatly, 'lucir'
is the least of BBB's problems, with a syndicate dedicated to
getting BBB out of the picture all together. After BBB's attack
on Internet reporter, and leader of the UFRG (something to do
with the Unofficial Forum something or other) Auslady,
opinions have been a little bit of both sides but rather a one-way
argument with the Internet Fans going for something a little bit
boring, and siding with Auslady. Forum participant xerzil
put his / her message plain and simple with a 'Totally
DISAGREE with you bigbrotherben!' Whilst others appreciated
what she was doing, but didn't like the manner in which she was
doing it. Forum participant slip knot's opinion
consisted of, 'yeah i dont mind..But how many threads do you
need and how long are they going to be bumped up for no reason..maybe
start a mon,tue,wed,etc thread and let them drop after that day
then next sat or whatever day it is bump that one up then move on..coz
you go to look at them now and some the last 10 posts are just to
bump it up..' And you know what slip knot, BBB
couldn't agree with you more.
WEEK IN REVIEW: Well,
what a surprise to see FIVE people go up for nomination. Aaron
the Asshole; Nathan the Nutter; Jessica the Jellybean; Turkan the
'Take me home, PLEASE' Girl and Alex the..."Duuuurrrr,
People must really hate me 'cause this is my second week!?"
Wouldn't it be nice just to toss all five out and let the
remaining five (along with the upcoming Intruders) get into one
major orgy? Now that WOULD be worth a look. 
Big Brother Ben's prediction for the week is clearly Aaron the Asshole. It's unfortunate that his missus, Emily has probably told everyone how proud she is of him, and how she's going to marry him, and so on and so forth. A bit late now, Emily. With any luck he'll be out of the house Sunday Night and you'll be able to watch him have a jolly good Larat. (Which BBB thinks is the cause of his attitude problem.)
After a lot of Whining, Crying, Moaning and Complaining, Big Brother Ben's arch nemisis has finally left the house. The Housemate known as Katrina left after loosing to the Australia-Wide "Kick-a-Kat Kampaign," Katrina left as dignified as the weaslely little critter could, only to appear on Channel Ten's "Rove Live" Tuesday Night. Luckily, good ol' Rove was able to humiliate her more with a barrage of Tissue Boxes. Big Brother Ben's FAVORITE BB Employee, Gretal gave Katrina a new goldfish after sad news about Bubblah. (BBB found out that Bubblah heard Katrina was going to be evicted and ended up drowning himself to spare himself any more pain.) And now with her new best friend 'Gordon,' she can be happy to fade out of existance, and hopefully out of Big Brother Ben's life.
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